I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
What about this recent story?
A driver was recently reported as asking his rider for her phone so he could "make a route alteration".
The passenger reported that he did something really quick with the phone and then handed it back to her.
The "really quick" thing that he'd done was to end the trip and give himself a 5-star rating, followed by a generous tip of $100! Now that's taking the self-employment concept a bit too far.
Umm... there is another word for that - it's called stealing.